Blooregard Q. Kazoo

I'm new here, but isn't this non-fiction? Grammar aside, there are a number of issues that you should spend some time on here. Just to mention one, but your relating ...

Not sure if I like the rhyming structure, but it doesn't sound forced. I didn't even pick up on the "henceforth" and "forth," but the "ash" and "rehashed" caught my ...